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NSFW - Siri Fails At Couples Therapy

Comments | Nobody In Particular | November 28, 2011 10:17 PM

Category: Smartphones

There is already a wealth of Siri humor out there such as this site and this Facebook page. But the height of the art form so far is a spoof ad from the geniuses at CollegeHumor:

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As long as we're leaning on Siri for unpleasant communications, this all raises some interesting possibilities:

  • "Siri, fire the following employees..."
  • "Siri, make sure my kids are asleep by 8:30"
  • "Siri, and tell them to pick up their damn toys"
  • "Siri, tell my girlfriend that I think we should see other people"



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