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Name That Cartoon: My Salary Meter's Running
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RobPreston
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RobPreston,
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5/19/2014 | 10:30:01 AM
Slug Of A Boss
"I would have knocked off at 7:00, but the boss keeps putting slugs in my meter."
BruceH597
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BruceH597,
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5/19/2014 | 10:53:22 AM
Re: Slug Of A Boss
They just made me a salary employee, they are replacing it with chains
ANON1243441910735
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ANON1243441910735,
User Rank: Strategist
5/19/2014 | 11:56:02 AM
Cartoon Caption
"The worst part is, it's free after 6:30 p.m."
tmeehan532
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tmeehan532,
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5/19/2014 | 12:07:57 PM
Ticketed
Meter maid caught me double parked yesterday.  Sent the ticket to management.
bhammond254
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bhammond254,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/19/2014 | 12:13:01 PM
We have to pay for these some how
I don't like having to feed these meters out of my pocket any more than you. I know no one got a raise this year except for the VP who suggested these meters. We have to pay for his brilliant idea some how.
dw_ship
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dw_ship,
User Rank: Ninja
5/19/2014 | 12:24:10 PM
Vacation Time
I'm going to be out next week. Would you mind feeding my meter?
dw_ship
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dw_ship,
User Rank: Ninja
5/19/2014 | 12:32:23 PM
Loose change... Don't leave home without it.
Can I borrow a quarter?
tdewar107
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tdewar107,
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5/19/2014 | 12:51:49 PM
Cartoon Caption
This job wouldn't be so paid if they didn't pay us in quarters....
OracleOfReason
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OracleOfReason,
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5/19/2014 | 1:04:46 PM
Meters at Work
I had Woz hack the meter. The boss thinks he's adding more time, he's actually giving me a raise and contributing to Greenpeace. 
eschulte902
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eschulte902,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/19/2014 | 1:27:49 PM
What's Worse?
I'm not sure what's worse... being an IT worker paid in coins, or that my billable time stops every time I get off the chair.
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