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7/7/2014 | 11:43:50 PM
Cricket Bats in the Modern IT Department
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Note: Must have already attended "Baseball Bats in the Modern IT Department":
Rich Krajewski
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7/7/2014 | 11:11:55 PM
Women!
Women! You are under-represented in IT! Enter the world of high pay. And bring your hammer!



 

Clothes will be provided, along with free Saturday Night Fever dance lessons!



 

Free bottled water!

Rich Krajewski
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7/7/2014 | 10:56:51 PM
Young People!
Young people! IT needs you!



A glorious future awaits you!



With much food!

Rich Krajewski
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7/7/2014 | 9:44:14 PM
Re: Online IT Courses: Take Your Pick
Every ideological system, including this one right here, should have an idealized hero worker for us to all look up to. We need such a person to guide us with moral certitude when cynical reactionary coworkers try to convince us we are not happy.

Maybe something like this:



or this:



"Keep your complaining reactionary IT devil juice away from my lips."
Rich Krajewski
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7/7/2014 | 9:38:31 PM
Re: Online IT Courses: Take Your Pick
I think InformationWeek should host a guest column every week called "Happy Compliant IT Worker," where someone from the contented world of IT labor gets a chance to tell the world about how happy he or she was to enter the opulent world of information technology, at even more opulent tuition expense.
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7/7/2014 | 9:21:36 PM
Online IT Courses: Take Your Pick
You can take all or most of your courses online for an IT degree. For instance, you can choose from

Harvard

http://www.extension.harvard.edu/degrees-programs/information-technology

or DeVry

http://www.devry.edu/degree-programs/college-engineering-information-sciences/enterprise-computing-about.html


This is great because, contrary to what all those crybabies say, who once had jobs in IT and are now unemployed or working in other fields, your decision to improve your skills will increase the number of people with those skills even further, so that, somehow, salaries will go up, and, eh, we need more graduates with these skills because, um, we fired a bunch of people with those skills, and, like, we could always use some more.


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