The modern workplace depends upon a certain level of ethical behavior. Your co-workers trust that you aren't sneaking through their desk drawers or rummaging through their files when they aren't around. Fortunately for me, I work out of a home office, so I don't have to worry about that stuff.
That's why I'm proposing a code of ethical conduct for IT workers. I've taken a pragmatic approach with these five simple rules, one that accounts for the weaknesses of human nature.
1) Never open e-mails with these subject lines: "Notice of insufficient funds," "Here are your latest test results," or "An Inquiry From The IRS"; these are OK to look at: "What I'm going to do to you when we get home," and "About last night ... "
2) Ignore the temptation to notify co-workers immediately when someone in their business unit gets a raise or a significant bonus, except for those making less than that person.
3) PC files are off limits--they're boring, anyway--except for half-finished screenplays, which are, more often than not, unintentionally hilarious; OK to share with colleagues.
4) No surveillance cameras in the bathrooms. Enough said about that.
5) Give co-workers the benefit of the doubt when monitoring the Web sites they access: "Neighbors I'd Like To Know.com" might be a community spirit site.
As for that valuable lesson:
When I was a young man, I worked as a baggage handler at a Greyhound Bus terminal. When a bus arrived, I grabbed the luggage out of the side of the bus and carried it from the dock to the baggage room. Travelers went into the terminal and presented their claim tickets to the baggage manager, who then handed them their bags.
One evening, a colleague of mine took a tongue lashing from an irate traveler for how he was handling that person's luggage as he removed it from the bus' hold. After the traveler had left the dock area and moved into the terminal, my colleague turned to me and said, "It amazes me how people think they can treat us like that, after entrusting us with their possessions. What makes him think I won't do this?" He tore off the identification ticket from the handle of one of the bags, walked over to the open door of the lost-and-found room, and threw it deep inside.
What's the lesson? Don't tick off the baggage handlers--or your IT support personnel. Enough said about that.
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