LAST LAUGH ON ME. "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet," presidential candidate Al Gore told CNN's Wolf Blitzer in March 1999, according to several people who wrote to chastise me for an item that (sort of) perpetuated the myth that former VP Gore claimed to have "invented" the Internet. Next month, Gore will be honored by the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences for his contributions to the Internet, which as a congressman he helped fund and develop.
IN MEMORIAM. George DiNardo, a pioneering business technologist and former CIO at Mellon Bank, died May 5 from complications resulting from respiratory failure. He was 67. InformationWeek named DiNardo its Chief of the Year in 1988. Most recently, DiNardo served as chief technology officer of Citibank's Asia Pacific Consumer Bank, where he oversaw the standardization of consumer bank processing and products from Turkey to South Korea to Australia. He retired from that post in 2001. "We don't want 15 countries developing 15 versions of the same product," he told InformationWeek in 1995. "The priority is delivering our products to market in half the time. The fact that we're going to save a fortune is secondary."
JOE OR JAVA? When asked what they would relinquish, their morning coffee or use of their companies' Internet connections for personal surfing, 52% of workers would hand over the joe, according to a Harris Interactive poll done for Websense, an Internet-monitoring company. Five hundred employees with access to the Internet at work were surveyed, and exactly half admitted they use the Internet for both business and personal reasons. Topping the list of most-surfed categories: news, by 81% of employees, followed by personal E-mail (61%), online banking (58%), travel (56%), and shopping (52%).
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