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Which Desktop OS Are You? IT Pro Personality Quiz

You don't have time for cute little Facebook quizzes. But in your grizzled IT career, an OS or two has rubbed off on you: Windows, Mac OS X, Linux, or Chrome OS?

Windows 8.1: A Visual Tour
Windows 8.1: Visual Tour
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Your IT career has been an odyssey from server jockey to architect to having the C-suite in your sights. You can't help but see the parallel in how end-user computing's evolved from clunky beige CRT monitors to laptops to ultrabooks.

You've made a big data plan, calmly explained why the sales manager can't carry the complete customer database around on his personal iPhone, and managed through zero-based budgets and the public cloud go-go days.

Somewhere along the line, you've let an operating system or two rub off on you. The question is: Which one? Take our quiz to find out.

1. What are you wearing right now?
a. Collared shirt and chinos
b. An ironic Woot tee and cargo shorts
c. Why do you want to know?

2. What's your favorite HBO series of all time?
a. Curb Your Enthusiasm
b. True Blood
c. What's HBO? Host Bus Optimizer?

3. What music are you listening to now?
a. Michael Bublé on Pandora
b. Daft Punk on Spotify
c. C418 on a Tor stream

4. Who is your favorite superhero?
a. Captain America
b. Green Lantern
c. Loki

5. What's your top fantasy book?
a. Harry Potter: Chamber of Secrets
b. Game of Thrones
c. Watchmen

6. What's your favorite vacation spot?
a. Branson
b. Austin
c. Thailand. And none of your business.

Image credit: Sticky Comics
Image credit: Sticky Comics

7. What are your drinks of choice?
a. Bud Light mostly, a nice Merlot on special occasions
b. SBux vegan soy latte, maybe a Shaken Iced Passion Tea Lemonade if I'm feeling frisky
c. Red Bull with a side shot of Jack. Mountain Dew if it's close to bedtime

8. What's the last thing you do before going to sleep?
a. Brush and floss my teeth thoroughly
b. Hatha yoga and meditate on the oneness of all things
c. Set up some tripwires and tack a blanket over the window to keep the sunlight out

9. Which element are you?
a. Gold
b. Helium
c. Unobtanium

10. What do you drive?
a. Ford F150
b. Toyota Prius
c. My bike

11. What's the biggest injustice in the past 20 years?
a. The iPad
b. Bush v. Gore
c. Token Ring

12. What keeps you awake at night?
a. The iPad
b. Planned obsolescence
c. Red pill or blue pill?

See page two to see the truth about your OS type.

Lorna Garey is content director of InformationWeek digital media. View Full Bio

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Marilyn Cohodas
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Marilyn Cohodas,
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2/14/2014 | 9:36:16 AM
I'm definitely a Chrome...or maybe none of the above
But "Post-modern... and live in the cloud?" Not really. Truth be told, my answers to a lot of the questions were "none of the above." Now what OS does that make me? 
RobPreston
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RobPreston,
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2/14/2014 | 10:02:11 AM
Re: I'm definitely a Chrome...or maybe none of the above
Color me Windows...for the most part. But Branson and Michael Buble?
Lorna Garey
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Lorna Garey,
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2/14/2014 | 10:12:35 AM
Re: I'm definitely a Chrome...or maybe none of the above
Come on, Buble is awesome!
Alison_Diana
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Alison_Diana,
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2/14/2014 | 10:49:40 AM
Re: I'm definitely a Chrome...or maybe none of the above
Right there with you, Marilyn. Who knew brushing your teeth at night or driving a Toyota hybrid (Camry, not Prius though!) could determine my OS?! Fun quiz, much better than the latest "pick a door" or "which Harry Potter character" quiz floating around FB. Sharing now!
Laurianne McLaughlin
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Laurianne McLaughlin,
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2/14/2014 | 10:56:57 AM
Curb Your Enthusiasm
I always saw Larry David as a Mac guy, not Windows. Hmmm.
CraigS731
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CraigS731,
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2/14/2014 | 11:58:46 AM
Which Desktop OS am I?
I am definitely a Linux user and I happen to KNOW the NSA is watching me! 

"Friends don't let friends use Windows."
CraigS731
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CraigS731,
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2/14/2014 | 12:01:35 PM
Re: I'm definitely a Chrome...or maybe none of the above
Chrome IS Linux, so you're a Linux user....

 oh, and Android is also Linux.
Lorna Garey
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Lorna Garey,
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2/14/2014 | 12:22:15 PM
Re: I'm definitely a Chrome...or maybe none of the above
Isn't everything, really, when you come right down to it? :-D
TerryB
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TerryB,
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2/14/2014 | 12:55:13 PM
Re: Linux since 2002
Man you are irritating. Wouldn't your company save money by firing you and actually paying InfoWeek for RoboLinux advertising? Get a real job, please.
TerryB
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TerryB,
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2/14/2014 | 12:58:07 PM
Re: I'm definitely a Chrome...or maybe none of the above
I've been doing this so long that answering a quiz like that would scream "green screen mainframe timesharing".

Not a lot of arguments over emulators back in those days....  :-)
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