Who would win a fistfight between a man and a robot? Take a look at the evidence, and see if you agree with our conclusion.
Let's get ready to ruuuuummmmmbbbbbblllllleeee! It's time to settle the most important question facing humanity today -- who would win a fight between robots and humans? Earlier this week I wrote about how robots are helping transform the medical industry, and I made a joke about how this was the first step in enslaving all humans. It got me to thinking. How close are we to the apocalyptic sci-fi inevitability of serving our robot masters? I'm giving you a ringside seat to the most important fight since Luke destroyed the Death Star. We'll sell you the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!
In this corner, wearing the robot-themed Spandex suit, 5 feet 9 inches tall and weighing in at 172 lbs, with a reach of 69 inches, from Parts Unknown it is the Average North American Male (I picked a man because we all know only a man would be dumb enough to fight a robot with his fists).
Average Joe can run around 15 miles per hour, can lift 161 lbs off the floor, and is capable of complex thought and deduction. Can you smell what Average North American Male is cooking? Probably, since it is more than likely on a grill.
In this corner, wearing no trunks because it's a robot, is the sum total of all robots made by mankind. We'll get to the tale of the tape on these guys in a minute. But first the rules:
We're talking a one-on-one fight here. No weapons. Because right now robots are still using only the weapons we give them. The fight will go three minutes, because the one thing we do know is that a robot can outlast a human because it never gets tired. Also, it is for points, because we know a human fist can't punch through steel, and we know that a smart human will just unplug the thing. Do humans have a chance against a robot? Let's find out:
Strength Average Human can lift 162 lbs. Just for point of comparison, the world record human deadlift is 1,155 lbs. Sounds impressive until you see this robot can lift over 1,000 kg -- that's well over a ton.
Just in case that brute isn't intimidating enough, we're not far from an even scarier prospect. A team at Berkeley has created micromuscles that use torsion, similar to the way human muscles work, to lift up to 50 times their own weight. Right now, those muscles are tiny, but it is only a matter of time until we have robots flipping cars like the Hulk.
Advantage: Robots will run wild on you just like Hulkamania.
Speed Average Joe can kick it up to about 15 miles per hour when he is in a hurry and can run at about 7 mph if he's running a long time. Again, if you want superhuman, Usain Bolt can churn to over 27 miles per hour, and the world's best marathoners keep a pace over 12 mph. The world's fastest robot,the Cheetah, can hit 29 mph on a treadmill with a boom to help keep it centered. Off the treadmill, its free-running cousin, the Wild Cat, is still incredibly frightening and fast (they don't seem to want to say exactly how fast).
How'd you like that bearing down on you?
Advantage: Humans, because of the tether to keep the robots balanced, but humans do not have a lock on this category. At least we can turn better than they can.
Hand Quickness If you're going to fight, you're going to need to have quick hands. And honestly, this is where I thought humans would win. Most computers need to be programmed to move. They don't react well.
Our brain's computer does amazing calculations every time it needs to track something in flight. The next time you watch an outfielder go into a full sprint, leap over a wall, and catch a ball before it becomes a home run, try to appreciate the trillions of calculations going on in the brain. The brain has
David has been writing on business and technology for over 10 years and was most recently Managing Editor at Enterpriseefficiency.com. Before that he was an Assistant Editor at MIT Sloan Management Review, where he covered a wide range of business topics including IT, ... View Full Bio
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