The agitators over at grassfire.org want you to "break free from the 'carbon footprint guilt' being imposed by Climate Alarmists."The group, which bills itself as "one of the most innovative and impactful online, conservative organizations in the country," is urging citizens to "wake up to the [sic] Al Gore's perpetrated Climate Alarmist ruse."
They've designated June 12 "Carbon Belch Day," and suggest "hosting a barbecue, going for a drive, watching television, leaving a few lights on, or even smoking a few cigars" on that day.
Can do! Except for the cigars, but I'll make it up to you, Climate Alarmists.
Let me further relieve my own carbon footprint guilt by listing the rest of the activities grassfire.org recommends for supersizing your carbon belch on the Big Day:
I have a couple of suggestions of my own for grassfire.org, which is playing right into the hands of the Climate Alarmists by maintaining a low-carb(on) online operation. It's going to have to take things offline if it wants to make a big statement on June 12. Here's what to do:
If I find a flyer from grassfire.org in my mailbox or on the sidewalk, that loud belch you hear will be me, not recycling it, on June 12.