iOS Clothing & Wearable Ideas... 1. iOS Helmet (bike, motorcycle, skydiving) 2. The iOS Shoe Phone
I know the article was tongue in cheek, so here are a few more suggestions... 1) the iOS Helmet would be wonderful for everyone that skates, skis, snowmobiles, bikes, motorcycles, skydives, etc. Heck, you could even put it in the safety helmets the 'special' kids wear after they've been exposed to GMOs and Cell Towers. 2) the iOS Shoe Phone. Far more than Maxwell Smart's Shoe Phone with its rotary dial, this digital device can look up your favorite pizza place AND the dress of that girl on the elevator! Aint Life Grand!