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BelfieStick & 7 Other Silly Smartphone Accessories

From the BelfieStick to a speaker that looks like a 1980s-era cassette tape, InformationWeek looks at the truly silly in smartphone accessories. Dumb? Yes, but we love them anyway.
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Earlier this month, InformationWeek looked at those parts of technology that we just love, which included everything from crazy robots, to video games, to enterprise apps. Now, before the month is up, we're highlighting smartphone accessories we think are just as silly, if not sillier than the BelfieStick.

For those of you who know the BelfieStick, you're welcome.

For those that don't, the easiest way to describe it is as a sign of the end of civilization. It is a stick that allows you to take a butt selfie. Yes, a butt selfie, which is exactly what you think it is. You take a picture of your hindquarters looking oh so fine. Of course, unless you've got really long arms, most people can't take a picture of their own rear end. The easiest way is to get a friend to help, but that wouldn't be a s(b)elfie anymore. The second easiest is to use a mirror, but presumably the makers of the BelfieStick don't think the people who take belfies are smart enough to handle the angles of that. Maybe they think the reason you are taking the picture is you have no mirror and you want to see what your derriere looks like.

At any rate, believe it or not, this may not be the funniest smartphone accessory for sale in America today. The BelfieStick actually does, in fact, do a job. And it is can be used to do other similar jobs like knocking things off tall shelves or reaching around to scratch your back (or backside). The fact that people want to take belfies isn't the fault of the stick.

We've gathered potentially more useless, if not more silly accessories. They look all the more silly considering that this week we covered the fact that smart phones are now being used to power accessories that provide AIDs tests, detect heart disease, and help monitor blood sugar. We suggest you read the list of silly accessories first, and then, if you need to cleanse you pallet, you can go over and read about the serious uses. Doing it the other way around might drive you to drink.

But rest assured, if you are driven to drink, we have an accessory to prevent you from driving drunk. Check out the list, tell us your favorites, and then post any similarly useless accessories you've seen. And, if you actually have a good accessory, share it with us, too.

David has been writing on business and technology for over 10 years and was most recently Managing Editor at Enterpriseefficiency.com. Before that he was an Assistant Editor at MIT Sloan Management Review, where he covered a wide range of business topics including IT, ... View Full Bio

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2/23/2015 | 11:54:41 AM
Re: I had to laugh
I love the cassette recorder speaker and the cracked screen sticker (though I feel like I'd be tempting fate with that one). The rock case looks like it would do a better job of protecting my iPhone than my OtterBox.
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2/19/2015 | 6:08:35 PM
Re: Where do I sign up?
Agreed. The iRecorder Cassette Player is a winner.
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