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Facebook's Teleportation Station: 10 Things We Wanted Instead

Facebook accidentally leaked something called Teleportation Station and the rumor mill went wild. However, the rumors weren't that good, so we came up with something better.
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This is what happens when you accidentally leak something with a really cool name that wasn't intended to be a very big deal. When Facebook accidentally sent out a message early this week hinting at something called Teleportation Station, everyone created a big deal speculating over what the social media was trying to create.

A lot of other people thought that it just looks silly.

Facebook announced some interesting and useful things at F8 conference on March 25 and 26, but none of them was Teleportation Station, which was just an experiment with spherical video at their HQ. Mark Zuckerberg mentioned it once during his keynote and the folks in the station waved and that was all.

But the funny thing is that even the speculation didn't live up to the name.

People were thinking maybe Teleportation Station was the name of the developer platform for Facebook's Oculus Rift partnership. Others wondered if it was just an app test bed. In truth, while it did have to do with the Oculus Rift, it was really just a minor thing that gone blown out of proportion.

However, when you think about it, shouldn't something with that great name deserve to be something much cooler than even a developer platform?

Facebook has rising revenues, an expanding user base (despite the general impression that people are leaving for other social networks), improving mobile usage, and investments in Oculus Rift and machine learning. Surely, it could use all that strength to provide us something worthy of the name Teleportation Station.

Obviously whatever it is, given the name it should be about transporting something -- real or virtual -- or at least about a station where people can do something. Teleportation Station needs to be bigger than a developer platform and it needs to live up to the name. Here's what I think Facebook and Zuckerberg should have unveiled. Do you have a better idea? If so, let us know in the comments section.

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Nemos
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Nemos,
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3/29/2015 | 3:55:29 PM
Re: Timeline
I totally agree with you , sometimes they behave to "facebook" as an application under development and they are using the users as testers.The first 5 years most of the changes had to do with the privacy settings and in many cases I can understand the reasons but the last days they are "playing" with the timeline settings as well.
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Nemos,
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3/29/2015 | 3:50:07 PM
Re: Timeline
" so that each time I open FB to surf someone "sees' me and wants to chat." 

Hhaha nice maybe because you are so beautiful and smart that's why , you are lucky because I know people out there they are online all the time and nobody wants to talk with them ;) .
Nemos
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Nemos,
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3/29/2015 | 3:46:13 PM
Re: Where would you want to go?
Nice question, with teleportation ? hmm I would like to explore space, the progress relative to exploring goes so slow, so my answer should be out there ;)
Nemos
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Nemos,
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3/29/2015 | 3:37:49 PM
Accident or ?
"When Facebook accidentally sent out a message early this week"

Hehehe ,maybe it wasn't so accidently, just think about it how much social interact you can create with such messages.
nasimson
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nasimson,
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3/28/2015 | 11:15:37 PM
The one that will be a hit
Instagram based travel app is a great one. Its needed, its doable, it will work and it will be a hit. Facebook has all the components of this recipe. David you should charge facebook for this idea.
MFWills
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MFWills,
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3/28/2015 | 9:28:08 AM
Advertising
I understand advertising supporting a website such as this, but should I have to close the exact same video ad on each and every page of a thirteen page article? No, I don't think so.
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yalanand,
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3/28/2015 | 12:32:57 AM
Re: Where would you want to go?
@Jastroff: Windows 10 is good. Its awesome. Especially the One feature, have you seen that? 
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yalanand,
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3/28/2015 | 12:31:55 AM
Re: Timeline
Yes its so annoying this new timeline hting, everything gets jumbled up when you but go to the wall, all of the recent feeds are replaced with posts from god knows what time.
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yalanand,
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3/27/2015 | 11:58:04 PM
Re: Timeline
A stealth mode on the FB messenger, now that is what I would also like to see. Mostly what I would love instead is they made secure blocking possible on facebook and if they could improve the community standard guidelines.
Thomas Claburn
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Thomas Claburn,
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3/27/2015 | 6:15:57 PM
Re: Timeline
>What I would really love, is an EASY way to go stealth on FB messenger 

If only Facebook's business model weren't based on identifying you...
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