Re: Ewww, i'm not a goat
@David - there is nothing better - especially as an IT worker - than getting that jolt of morning java to get you going in order to deal with the daily drama that is IT. Sadly I had to swap my cup of coffee with milk for espresso because the milk hurt my stomach and I don't like black coffee. That said, I had to cut back from the triple espresso down to the double because I'd be giving a presentation and my hands would be shaking - people probably thought I was a bundle of nerves from speaking in public but it was just caffene overload.
Once I ordered a quadruple espresso :) at Coffee Bean or Starbucks and they hesitated and asked "Do you want to order anything else with that? Like food?"
"No," I smiled.
Then without missing a beat the guy said, "Or an ER Doctor?"
I nearly fell on the floor I was laughing so hard.