Loud And Clear 3

"He told me that it's not a hernia, so that's good. Yes. He told me that I pulled something, a muscle. [pause] Furniture."

-- Quick-walking, even faster-talking fiftysomething woman speaking into her hands-free phone (very loudly, because an elevated train was passing) on Wabash Avenue in Chicago's Loop, on the apparent cause of her recent physical ailment.