Tough to discern
I got all of them wrong! Should I be worried? Or, I can stop reaading the news headlines. It seems that anyone can baffle me with a news from 'The Onion'.
I should learn to expect weird news from science and tech, or I will be judged outdated.
And, whoever came with the other headlines is a genius! -in my opinion.
(Most probably the title goes to Susan N.)