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AndyWinden
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AndyWinden,
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8/17/2015 | 4:22:02 PM
six word story
Reboot, reset, re-image, replace, reduces requests.
ANON1252451207334
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ANON1252451207334,
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8/13/2015 | 2:03:04 PM
Best IT story in Six Words
Office365 global email outage. Primal scream.
BertrandW414
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BertrandW414,
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8/13/2015 | 1:59:09 PM
Dark Cortana
Cortana achieved scentience, and blackmailed all.
AndrewJ881
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AndrewJ881,
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8/13/2015 | 11:09:01 AM
IT Story
Then DOOM brought the network down
Broadway0474
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Broadway0474,
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8/12/2015 | 9:05:28 PM
Re: 6 Words
Cybersecurity approach: blame employees with viruses.
vnewman2
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vnewman2,
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8/12/2015 | 5:23:59 PM
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This is my day today:

"Connecting to Microsoft Exchange."  DAG Failure.
vnewman2
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vnewman2,
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8/12/2015 | 12:23:45 PM
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This is a known issue.  Microsoft.
mak63
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mak63,
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8/10/2015 | 6:44:03 PM
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I work for a nonprofit. Sad
TerryB
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TerryB,
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8/10/2015 | 12:53:22 PM
6 Words
Should have tested that purge program....
IMjustinkern
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IMjustinkern,
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8/10/2015 | 11:20:09 AM
A typical short story
For sale: data-centric encryption. Never used.

 

(With regards to Hemingway)

(In the typical abuse of language of IT, "data-centric" is one word.)
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