Re: Just say no...to windows 8*
Well, I am one of those 'MERE GAMERS', and I know quite a bit about computers, having grown up with a couple of programmers. And Linux is only an excuse to not use Windows, as it is far too diverse and complex. Windows is a great, versatile OS series, with the exception of Windows 3.1/8.1/Metro. It is not very customizable, but the original(aka 95-Win7) UI was easy to navigate, well-designed, and is still quite well-loved.
I do like your Monty Python reference, though. And I also like your wordplay with Windows Nein :)