Which of the following personal characteristics would you like to see your CIO improve?
Better public speaker: CIO/VP -- 44% IT M/S -- 41% CXO -- 40% LOB -- 63%
Better sense of humor/better joke teller: CIO/VP -- 22% IT M/S -- 35% CXO -- 14% LOB -- 33%
Obviously, you might benefit from sharpening your stand-up skills, at least as far as your colleagues are concerned. So, how about a joke-off? Here's an easy one -- complete this old standby:
How many CIOs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Be nice! No profanity, obscenity, or (gratuitous) derogatory remarks. The best submission will win an InformationWeek/CIOs Uncensored tschochke. Winners will be judged on originality, wit, and verisimilitude.
Stay tuned for more insights from InformationWeek's CIO Effectiveness Survey 2007.