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rradina
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rradina,
User Rank: Ninja
5/20/2014 | 8:39:15 AM
Metered Internet Access
Your Internet access gets faster when you add more money.
dw_ship
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dw_ship,
User Rank: Ninja
5/20/2014 | 7:58:01 AM
Power to the Meter
Save your work often. If your meter goes out, you lose all your changes.
dw_ship
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dw_ship,
User Rank: Ninja
5/20/2014 | 7:55:14 AM
Watch the Meter
Don't let your meter run out. It electrifies your chair.
SaneIT
IW Pick
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SaneIT,
User Rank: Ninja
5/20/2014 | 7:40:22 AM
Meters
Well at least they aren't as bad as the ones HR installed in the bathrooms. 
cwacenake
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cwacenake,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/20/2014 | 4:53:42 AM
New Pay Method
Used to be we got paid for LOC (Lines of Code) per week, now it's for how many pounds we lose working our butts off.
surfcaster
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surfcaster,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/19/2014 | 10:01:17 PM
ACA hurts all of us
Yeah, unfortunately this is how the Affordable Care Act is funded by HR.
The Penguin
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The Penguin,
User Rank: Guru
5/19/2014 | 8:16:15 PM
Re: Hackathon Helper
A penny for your thoughts.
ChristopherR045
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ChristopherR045,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/19/2014 | 8:15:45 PM
funny comment
This is not what I had in mind when I told HR I wouldn't mind being paid in Bitcoins..
Thomas Claburn
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Thomas Claburn,
User Rank: Author
5/19/2014 | 7:41:29 PM
Re: Hackathon Helper
"Once I realized the meters only measure weight, I got serious about pulling my weight downward."
Brian.Dean
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Brian.Dean,
User Rank: Ninja
5/19/2014 | 5:38:16 PM
Smart meters
"These are smart meters. They automatically adjust the brightness of the lights, seat position and desktop theme -- the complete ergonomics of the environment, in order to help increase productivity and efficiency." 
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