10 IT Job Interview Phrases To Make You Run
Wondering if the IT job you're interviewing for is a good fit? These 10 phrases suggest you should bolt as fast as you can.
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We get it. Times are tough. Many of you are still unemployed after the financial crisis, and more of you are underemployed. When someone offers you a job, you want to jump on it. But sometimes it really isn't worth it. The stress and pain of a bad job can take years off your life. That's why we put together this list of deal breakers, red flags, and head scratchers you need to look out for in the interview.
We all know that a job interview is sort of like a game of poker. The hiring manager is probing you for weaknesses, trying to figure out when you are bluffing, and hoping you will show all your "tells." A lot of us get so flustered that we forget that managers have some weaknesses they're hiding about the job, too -- low pay, high-stress environments, high turnover, an unhappy team. There's a lot you need to know before you take a job.
If you hate your job, it can literally kill you. A bad boss may actually increase your chance of a heart attack. Research shows that hating your job can lead to chronic stress, exhaustion, and emotional distress. Chronic stress can lead to obesity. It can cause high blood pressure, digestive problems, and fertility issues. And it can speed the aging process. Not surprisingly, all this adds up to an early grave.
That's not all. A bad working environment can actually affect your whole family. A Baylor study showed that a bad boss made an employee more likely to report stress in a marriage and more family conflict.
We can't prevent you from hating your job or keep you from ending up with a bad boss. But some folks get so caught up during the interview process that they forget to pay attention to a manager's own tells. They end up taking a job that was never right for them in the first place.
So we've compiled a list of a manager's biggest tipoffs that suggest you may want to run away as fast as possible. We've translated the manager-speak into plain English, so you can make a clear-headed decision. For all we know, you might like working 90-hour weeks or having weekly meetings in Siberia, so we're not going to tell you what to do. We just want you to make the best decision possible.
Read the list. Check out our translations, and tell us where we're spot on and where we're off. Tell us if you've ever missed these signs and been stuck in a bad job. And then add your own nightmare tipoffs to our list in the comments section.
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"We need someone who can handle a fast-paced environment."
Translation: You'll be working 60-hour weeks, and you'll have too many projects on impossible deadlines.
Translation: You will work every weekend and holiday, except you'll get every other Arbor Day off.
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"We have some strong personalities here."
Translation: The team is full of complete jerks, but they're the only ones who know how to keep the legacy systems running, so we won't be getting rid of them anytime soon.
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"We need someone with an entrepreneurial spirit."
Translation: We are looking to steal your ideas. If you're lucky, we might give you a bonus.
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"We're looking for a self-starter."
Translation: You'll get no guidance from me whatsoever.
Translation: We're going to pay you in kittens.
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"We need a fast learner."
Translation: The person you are replacing left no documentation.
Translation: You'll have super premium elite status by the end of the month. But at least you'll be able to board first.
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"Have you seen this picture of my kid?"
Translation: I'm not above breaking HR rules by pretending to be friendly.
Translation: You'll be stroking my ego the entire time you are here.
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We hope we inspired you to run away... or at least reconsider taking the first thing that comes along. Have you heard any of these? Did they signal a bad work environment? How do you avoid a bad job, or are you stuck in one right now? Share your favorite hiring manager-speak below.
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We hope we inspired you to run away... or at least reconsider taking the first thing that comes along. Have you heard any of these? Did they signal a bad work environment? How do you avoid a bad job, or are you stuck in one right now? Share your favorite hiring manager-speak below.
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