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Google Self-Driving Car: A Road Trip Playlist

Google cars are hitting the road this summer. They need a road trip playlist.
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I don't know about you, but whenever I go on a road trip, I make a special Spotify playlist for the drive. When Google tests its first self-driving cars on the roads around Mountain View, Calif., this summer, they're going to need a playlist, too.

Google's self-driving vehicles aren't modified versions of existing cars. They are hand-built, purpose-made vehicles with only rudimentary steering. They will require "safety drivers," who sit in the car in case there's an emergency. The cars will never exceed 24 mph. But, they represent a major leap forward for Google.

[ We're even going to see long haul truckers soon. Read First Automated Truck Licensed to Operate on Public Roads . ]

Presumably the interior of cars will change quite a lot when we go to self-driving cars. I'd expect interiors to become more about comfort (doesn't matter if the "driver" falls asleep) and entertainment. In fact, the seats don't all need to face forward. Perhaps, we'll set up the seats like a conversation area, so we can sit and talk. Maybe we'll even put in a refrigerator or a small kitchen, since eating while driving will no longer be a hassle.

Most importantly, you know there will be music. Lots of music. That's what we do in the car.

What should Google cars listen to on their first road trips? Here's a short list. It doesn't need to be a very long list. Computers don't mind repetition. The safety drivers are going to have to learn to like it. We're going to count down the songs Casey Kasem style (or Ryan Seacrest style, for you young ones):

Google Car Road Trip: 10 Best Songs

10. Drive by the Cars. Not only is it a good song, it answers the question Rick Ocasek and the boys have been asking for decades: Who's gonna drive you home tonight? The answer: Google.

9. Bat Out of Hell by Meatloaf. I know, it's about a motorcycle. But it's about going around a corner too fast and having an accident. That's something that no Google car will get to do, but you know they yearn to try. If cars yearn.

8. America by Simon and Garfunkel. I can't help but imagine a Google car picking up a hitchhiker. Just an empty car on a lonely road programmed to notice someone with a thumb up. And the car slowly fills up with lonely people on the way to a new life anywhere else. Technology meets the romantic past of the American highway. We've all come to look for America.

7. Road to Nowhere by Talking Heads. "We know where we're going, but we don't know where we've been." Sort of sums up a Google car, right? I mean, sure, it records where it has been, but it doesn't care anymore. It only cares about where it is going.

6. Where the Streets Have No Name by U2. Not only is it one of the greatest pick-me-up songs of all time (that guitar will keep anyone awake on a long road trip), but let's face it, we've all been there when Google maps let us down. That's really where the streets have no name. As an aside, I was in attendance for this show. Yes, you can be jealous.

5. Ghost of Tom Joad by Bruce Springsteen. Yeah, Born to Run is more obvious. This is a better song, and still about the highway. Yeah, I said it. Fight me in the comments section.

4. Tailights Fade by Buffalo Tom. Alt rock gods, Buffalo Tom were the last musical guests on the Jon Stewart show. At the time, it seemed like we'd never hear from Stewart again, and Buffalo Tom would be huge stars. Oops.

3. I Can't Drive 55 by Sammy Hagar. Google cars can only drive 24 mph. I don't think that's what Sammy meant.

2. Cars by Gary Numan. Am I the only one who hates this song? Still, it can't be more true in an era of self-driving cars.

1. 500 Miles (I'm Gonna Be) by the Proclaimers. The best (and worst) driving song ever. Everyone says they hate this song, but when they're alone and this comes on the playlist they secretly crank it up and sing. Don't lie.

There's our countdown. What do you think belongs on the Google road trip playlist? And, as Casey Kasem would say, keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the stars.