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jastroff
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jastroff,
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8/7/2015 | 1:33:28 PM
Best IT Story
It's the blue screen of death
jastroff
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jastroff,
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8/7/2015 | 1:36:06 PM
Re: Best IT Story
Synch LinkedIn with your phone now
larryloeb
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larryloeb,
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8/7/2015 | 2:18:10 PM
Six Words
The COBOL worked. We got paid.
David Wagner
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David Wagner,
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8/7/2015 | 5:49:51 PM
Re: Six Words
@Larry- I love it. Is cha-ching one word or two? :)
larryloeb
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larryloeb,
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8/7/2015 | 5:52:56 PM
Re: Six Words
Hyphenated, followed by an exclamation point.
Thomas Claburn
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Thomas Claburn,
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8/7/2015 | 7:12:40 PM
how about
The shrink-ray only magnified their problems.
soozyg
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soozyg,
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8/7/2015 | 7:15:38 PM
Soozy's attempts
IT leader's unkind words on resume.

IT leaders shouldn't write resumes. Ever.

Overworked techs fix silly issues regularly.

 
soozyg
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soozyg,
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8/8/2015 | 1:37:16 PM
Re: Soozy's attempts
Ignorant employees bring disastrous IT outcomes.
Li Tan
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Li Tan,
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8/8/2015 | 9:26:09 PM
Re: Soozy's attempts
IT evolution eats up company's revenue.
Technocrati
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Technocrati,
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8/9/2015 | 11:38:14 AM
Technocrat
Thrown in Mess. Success. Millions Resulted.
Technocrati
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Technocrati,
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8/9/2015 | 11:41:14 AM
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Trying Times. Trying People and Projects.
mdavis651
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mdavis651,
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8/10/2015 | 8:37:18 AM
six words
"It stopped working, but nothing changed."

 

The sequel:

 

"Well, except for the OS upgrade..."
IMjustinkern
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IMjustinkern,
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8/10/2015 | 11:20:09 AM
A typical short story
For sale: data-centric encryption. Never used.

 

(With regards to Hemingway)

(In the typical abuse of language of IT, "data-centric" is one word.)
TerryB
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TerryB,
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8/10/2015 | 12:53:22 PM
6 Words
Should have tested that purge program....
mak63
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mak63,
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8/10/2015 | 6:44:03 PM
Re: 6 Words
I work for a nonprofit. Sad
vnewman2
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vnewman2,
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8/12/2015 | 12:23:45 PM
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This is a known issue.  Microsoft.
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vnewman2,
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8/12/2015 | 5:23:59 PM
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This is my day today:

"Connecting to Microsoft Exchange."  DAG Failure.
Broadway0474
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Broadway0474,
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8/12/2015 | 9:05:28 PM
Re: 6 Words
Cybersecurity approach: blame employees with viruses.
AndrewJ881
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AndrewJ881,
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8/13/2015 | 11:09:01 AM
IT Story
Then DOOM brought the network down
BertrandW414
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BertrandW414,
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8/13/2015 | 1:59:09 PM
Dark Cortana
Cortana achieved scentience, and blackmailed all.
ANON1252451207334
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ANON1252451207334,
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8/13/2015 | 2:03:04 PM
Best IT story in Six Words
Office365 global email outage. Primal scream.
AndyWinden
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AndyWinden,
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8/17/2015 | 4:22:02 PM
six word story
Reboot, reset, re-image, replace, reduces requests.


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